Who I Am

My name is Daniela, but you can call me Dani to avoid spelling my name wrong or calling me Danielle.
I am one of the few people who lives in the state of Wyoming.
Princess Anna, Leslie Knope, and Jessica Day are my spirit animals.
If I am not between a 4 and a 7 on the emotional scale, I'm crying.
My desert island food would be hard-shell tacos. 
There is always reason to drink cheap champagne.
I f***ing swear a lot.
I have listened to 1989 more than any other album ever. 
I spend my entire day talking to animals and teaching ballet.
There is nothing better than the sound of a dog eating a chip.
I believe good things happen when it snows. 
I am either 30-minutes early or 5-minutes late for everything.
I am a hippie flower child who will go braless and barefoot at any given opportunity.
My greatest pet peeves are people who make noise at the movie theater and dried up Sharpies.
I am newly vegetarian. 
I super judge people who don't put their shopping carts away.
I am an early bird who has a seriously hard time waking up in the morning.
I am the mother to an 11-year-old Bully named Maxie, a 4-year-old Bully named Dizzy, and a very bitchy hedgehog.